I would stay the night at a haunted house for $10,000. The trick is this: Stay in one place for the whole night, and never separate from the group. Why doesn't anybody ever do this? Come on, losers!
House on Haunted Hill is a fun little chiller brought to us by the great P.T. Barnum of B-Movies, William Castle. He added another layer of fun to his movies with his love of twists, gimmicks, and trickery. Even though these gimmicks were primarily to put butts in seats, there was a real sense of showmanship behind them too.
The characters in this movie are a lot like the audience of a William Castle movie. They have been issued a challenge by a millionaire to stay the night in a haunted house. If they stay all night, they get $10,000, no ifs, ands or buts. The millionaire is played by Vincent Price, a man who is on his 5th unhappy marriage. The other four wives have met unfortunate ends.
One of the guys staying in the house is played by the jittery dude from Stanley Kubrick's The Killing. He's a bit of a drunk, but he knows the history of the house, and he explains to the others (and the audience) that there have been a lot of grisly goings on in there. Bodies found with missing heads, a giant pit full of acid in the basement. A question to all you homeowners: If you buy a house with a giant acid pit already installed in the dungeon, do you keep it? Does that increase the property value?
So the group gets locked in, and there are some ghost sightings, but to me they don't look like ghosts, they just look like an old lady on wheels. But still, severed heads appear and disappear. One particular lady appears to be seeing all these things. Then somebody turns up dead, hanging from a rope. Also, I don't know how far ahead Vincent Price planned for this, but he has a bunch of adorable little coffin shaped boxes containing a handgun for each of his guests, just in case.
Anyway, the plot makes little sense, and once the twists start adding up, one after the other, the house of haunted cards comes tumbling down with even a little bit of questioning. Who is betraying who? Is the house really haunted or not? How long did they have that planned? Not important. What matters to Castle is that the shocks keep coming. He surely knew if he kept surprising the audience, the logic of the surprises wouldn't really matter in the long run.
I've read that House on Haunted Hill played in theaters specially rigged to release skeletons upon the audience at certain times in the movie that might call for skeletons. See? That sounds like fun, doesn't it? That's what William Castle's movies were all about. Fun. And as ridiculous and hilariously convoluted as House on Haunted Hill was, it was still a lot of fun.
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